Posts Tagged ‘Stoopid Lyrics’

Stoopid Lyrics: Fifty-Eleven Times Edition

“This girl is fine, I done came to the club ’bout fifty-eleven times”

-Ying Yang Twins, “Get Low” (0:54)

Somebody needs some help with their 1st grade mathematics.  I mean really…who thought this was cool?  Imagine Lil’ Jon being in the studio as this was being recorded and saying “yeah, that’s hot how you can’t count.  This will sell millions”.

I don’t care what Urban Dictionary says, that’s improper English. You could have said “about five-thousand times”, “a bunch of times” or even “about one-thousand times”…anything but this ignorant statement that displays your inability to count.  I hope the Ying Yang Twins have an accountant to count their fifty-eleven thousands of dollars…if they have any of it left.

Final Word:  Get this fool some literacy lessons.

Stoopid Lyrics: 3rd World Country Edition

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Stoopid Lyric: “Pawn my chain, I can feed a 3rd wold country”

-Hell Rell, “Extermantion” (w/ J.R. Writer) (1:11)

It’s nice to know you could save hundreds of thousands of lives by pawning your chain, yet you’re going to use it for bragging rights.  How thoughtful of you, Mr. Rell.  Just in case you didn’t catch it, I’m being sarcastic.  Bragging is one thing, but bragging to those less fortunate is just tasteless.  That’s like me riding by a homeless person with a sandwich in my hand and telling him that I could feed him for the day if I felt like it, but instead of doing so, I eat it in his face and go on about my way.  It’s called teasing.

Final Thought: Feed The Damn 3rd World Country Then!