As we all know, Kanye made headlines this Sunday for snatching the mic from Taylor Swift and dissing her VMA win.  During an interview, Obama was asked about what he thought of this fiasco and his words weren’t so pelasant about Mr. West.  I should also note that this was not a part of the interview, it was supposedly “off air”…but as we’ve all learned nothing is off air and the cameras and tape recorders are always rolling.  According to the AssociatedPress, Kanye has since called Taylor Swift and apologized.

LISTEN: Obama Calls Kanye a “Jackass” (Audio)

Lyrics after the jump!

By Asa T.
Forget about your diet and meet me at the fast food joint..
You can bring yo momma just meet me at the fast food joint.

We at the bk tac Bell mickey ds
We at the Popeyes DQ pizza hut
We at the wendys arbys Chic fale !!!!!!!
We at the white castle Long John Silverssssssss!!!

She like that fattnin stuff, number 2 drive thru, 1 wing and a thigh, chaPoopa iaight, she boo booin, but she eat so right so baby girl eat, however you like. (dripping) Bring your momma, its Wendys tonight night, your man just left you hungry , lets take a drive!!! , let me get an angry whopper, oh, you wanna Mickeys bite(she wont) . Let go get a big mac tite… Now gimme that dairy queen yeah that freezey stuff,, let me tell you what we gon’ do. After DQ, i’m gon stomach pump you. Then we’re gonna go to arbys then you gon’ stomach pump me. Then we’re gon’ be taco bell whores, we gon’ eat some more, look girl!
[CHORUS]
after pizza party chuckie cheese and gamesn,
then we off like a knight to the white castle, for some sliders in yo mouth drippin on yo blouse, and dont wipe that off No its so sexy, 1 time I refused to Pay at KFC look fool. dont you know that Im Pitbull… that girl can’t eat it, I got somebody, in by nature she’s greedy. Now gimme that dairy queen yeah that freezey stuff,, let me tell you what we gon’ do. After DQ, i’m gon stomach pump you. Then we’re gonna go to arbys then you gon’ stomach pump me. Then we’re gon’ be taco bell whores, we gon’ eat some more, look girl!
[CHORUS]

“This girl is fine, I done came to the club ’bout fifty-eleven times”

-Ying Yang Twins, “Get Low” (0:54)

Somebody needs some help with their 1st grade mathematics.  I mean really…who thought this was cool?  Imagine Lil’ Jon being in the studio as this was being recorded and saying “yeah, that’s hot how you can’t count.  This will sell millions”.

I don’t care what Urban Dictionary says, that’s improper English. You could have said “about five-thousand times”, “a bunch of times” or even “about one-thousand times”…anything but this ignorant statement that displays your inability to count.  I hope the Ying Yang Twins have an accountant to count their fifty-eleven thousands of dollars…if they have any of it left.

Final Word:  Get this fool some literacy lessons.

If you’ve checked out Jay-Z’s Blueprint 3 tracklisting, you were probably anticipating this Drake assisted cut produced by Timbaland.  I know I was.  Can you say let down?  Eazee wit the assist.

DOWNLOAD: Jay-Z – Off That ft. Drake (Prod. Timbaland) (MP3)

Jay-Z unveiled the cover to his BP3 project a few weeks back, now we get the official and final tracklisting for the latest in the Blueprint series.  Hit the jump for the official tracklist and back cover.  **Ahem, I typed the tracklist out myself.  **Cues applause

(Click image for full size cover)

Tracklist:

01. What We Talkin’ ABout ft. Luke Steele (Of Empire of The Sun)
02. Thank You
03. D.O.A. (Death of Aut-Tune)
04. Run This Town ft. Rihanna & Kanye West
05. Empire State of Mind ft. Alicia Keys
06. Real As it Gets ft. Young Jeezy
07. On To The Nezt One ft. Swizz beatz
08. Off That ft. Drake
09. A Star Is Born ft. J. COle
10. Venus Vs. Mars
11. Already Home ft. KiD CuDi
12. Hate ft. Kanye West
13. Reminder
14. So Ambitious ft. Pharrell
15. Young Forever ft. Mr Hudson

Stoopid Lyric: “Pawn my chain, I can feed a 3rd wold country”

-Hell Rell, “Extermantion” (w/ J.R. Writer) (1:11)

It’s nice to know you could save hundreds of thousands of lives by pawning your chain, yet you’re going to use it for bragging rights.  How thoughtful of you, Mr. Rell.  Just in case you didn’t catch it, I’m being sarcastic.  Bragging is one thing, but bragging to those less fortunate is just tasteless.  That’s like me riding by a homeless person with a sandwich in my hand and telling him that I could feed him for the day if I felt like it, but instead of doing so, I eat it in his face and go on about my way.  It’s called teasing.

Final Thought: Feed The Damn 3rd World Country Then!

Apparently, Drake tried to do some kinda spin on his bad knee, and as you can see from the video below, things didn’t go too well. I have to say, Wayne revived the show very well.  According to Drake, he is fine and scheduled to undergo surgery again soon.  Follow Drake on twitter.  Or you can do him one better, and follow his knee.