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Florida State Lineman takes a Play off, Literally (Video)

Mr. 5 Star — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:25:42 +0000

I can understand him not moving for the first 2 or 3 seconds, but how do you NOT move for 5 or 6 seconds? How is this humanly possible?

Fabolous Teeth Show

Exclusive — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:28:21 +0000

A comedy show about Fabolous’s Teeth! Send this video to @MyFabolousLife on twitter!

Fake Lottery Ticket Prank

Exclusive — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:09:06 +0000

In this classic clip, a fake lottery ticket causes an angry husband to open up.

Stephon Marbury Goes To The Spa & Loses His Mind!

Exclusive — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:45:02 +0000

Kanye West Interrupts Obama’s Speech (Video)

Mr. 5 Star — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 04:15:26 +0000

This is even funnier than when he interrupted Taylor Swift’s speech. If you don’t recall what speech this is from Obama, step your political game up!

Kanye West Snatches the Mic from Taylor Swift During Her VMA Acceptance Speech (Video)

Mr. 5 Star — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 01:54:37 +0000

In case you missed it, Kanye totally disrespected Taylor Swift tonight at the VMA’s by snatching the mic from her as she gave her acceptance speech only to tell her she shouldn’t have won the award, and that it should have gon to Beyonce’s Single Ladies instead. While I agree….wrong place, wrong time. **UPDATE: since Youtube will be snatching these down all night…I took it upon myself to upload it. **Takes a bow.

Pitbull – Hotel Room Service ( Official Spoof )

Exclusive — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:16:16 +0000

Check out Asa’s YouTube Page

Lyrics after the jump!

By Asa T.
Forget about your diet and meet me at the fast food joint..
You can bring yo momma just meet me at the fast food joint.

We at the bk tac Bell mickey ds
We at the Popeyes DQ pizza hut
We at the wendys arbys Chic fale !!!!!!!
We at the white castle Long John Silverssssssss!!!

She like that fattnin stuff, number 2 drive thru, 1 wing and a thigh, chaPoopa iaight, she boo booin, but she eat so right so baby girl eat, however you like. (dripping) Bring your momma, its Wendys tonight night, your man just left you hungry , lets take a drive!!! , let me get an angry whopper, oh, you wanna Mickeys bite(she wont) . Let go get a big mac tite… Now gimme that dairy queen yeah that freezey stuff,, let me tell you what we gon’ do. After DQ, i’m gon stomach pump you. Then we’re gonna go to arbys then you gon’ stomach pump me. Then we’re gon’ be taco bell whores, we gon’ eat some more, look girl!
[CHORUS]
after pizza party chuckie cheese and gamesn,
then we off like a knight to the white castle, for some sliders in yo mouth drippin on yo blouse, and dont wipe that off No its so sexy, 1 time I refused to Pay at KFC look fool. dont you know that Im Pitbull… that girl can’t eat it, I got somebody, in by nature she’s greedy. Now gimme that dairy queen yeah that freezey stuff,, let me tell you what we gon’ do. After DQ, i’m gon stomach pump you. Then we’re gonna go to arbys then you gon’ stomach pump me. Then we’re gon’ be taco bell whores, we gon’ eat some more, look girl!
[CHORUS]

Fail: Nunchucks to The Face

Mr. 5 Star — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 22:07:20 +0000

Yea…I’m not too sure I’d make such a bet. Even so, I don’t think I would be collecting on that debt if I’m the “friend” that has to do the deed. Hey, it sure did entertain me for a whopping minute though…

LMAO: Hitler’s Reaction to Usain Bolt’s World Record (Video)

Mr. 5 Star — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:33:58 +0000

Simply brilliant video here. It actually looks like Hitler is saying what the captions depict.

Stephon Marbury Dances to ‘Barbie Girl’ (Video)

Mr. 5 Star — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 17:00:43 +0000

Is it bad that I once had this song in my rotation of daily music? And I know all the lyrics? What can I say, I like the song. Don’t judge me! I never danced to it like this guy though. Does this affect his chances of getting signed with a team? Or better yet…does he even care?