Archive for August, 2009

This Kid Can Parallel Park Better Than You

I know for damn sure I can’t do that.  If you say you can…you’re a liiiiiarr!

Stoopid Lyrics: Fifty-Eleven Times Edition

“This girl is fine, I done came to the club ’bout fifty-eleven times”

-Ying Yang Twins, “Get Low” (0:54)

Somebody needs some help with their 1st grade mathematics.  I mean really…who thought this was cool?  Imagine Lil’ Jon being in the studio as this was being recorded and saying “yeah, that’s hot how you can’t count.  This will sell millions”.

I don’t care what Urban Dictionary says, that’s improper English. You could have said “about five-thousand times”, “a bunch of times” or even “about one-thousand times”…anything but this ignorant statement that displays your inability to count.  I hope the Ying Yang Twins have an accountant to count their fifty-eleven thousands of dollars…if they have any of it left.

Final Word:  Get this fool some literacy lessons.

Fail: Nunchucks to The Face

Yea…I’m not too sure I’d make such a bet.  Even so, I don’t think I would be collecting on that debt if I’m the “friend” that has to do the deed.  Hey, it sure did entertain me for a whopping minute though…


Jay-Z – Off That ft. Drake (Prod. Timbaland)

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If you’ve checked out Jay-Z’s Blueprint 3 tracklisting, you were probably anticipating this Drake assisted cut produced by Timbaland.  I know I was.  Can you say let downEazee wit the assist.

DOWNLOAD: Jay-Z – Off That ft. Drake (Prod. Timbaland) (MP3)

LMAO: Hitler’s Reaction to Usain Bolt’s World Record (Video)

Simply brilliant video here.  It actually looks like Hitler is saying what the captions depict.

Jay-Z’s Blueprint 3 Offical Tracklist & Back Cover

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Jay-Z unveiled the cover to his BP3 project a few weeks back, now we get the official and final tracklisting for the latest in the Blueprint series.  Hit the jump for the official tracklist and back cover.  **Ahem, I typed the tracklist out myself.  **Cues applause

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Michael Vick’s Full 60 Minutes Interview (Video)

Michael Vick’s first television interview since being released from prison.  James Brown gave him some pretty tough questions.


Kid Catches 2 Foul Balls in One at Bat (Video)

Someone get this kid a deal immediately!  Both of em’ look really good too!  He also won “Fan of The Game”, in which he received a t-shirt and a golden glove from Rawlings.  Continue reading for that interview.

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Weekly Link Love: Please Send Porn Edition

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Daps

25 Awesome Gerry-Riggs @ HolyTaco

Hot Girls of G4 @ CoEd Magazine

How to Get Fired Over Facebook @ TastyBooze

The 10 Sexiest Left Handed Women @ Complex Mag

11 Things To Know When Living Off-Campus For The First Time @ College Candy

Stephon Marbury Caught Smoking Weed @ Hail Mary Jane

Highway Condom Explosion @ YepYep

42 Ways to Tell Someone is a Stoner @ Hail Mary Jane

The 32 Most Most Commonly Misused Words and Phrases @ Help!  Education Blog

Cubs Fans Throws Beer at Shane Victorino @ Total Pro Sports

Pounds

Lil Wayne – Soo Woop x I Get It In @ 5 Star Hip Hop

The Top 10 Ugliest Rappers of All Time @ Spike

KiD CuDi’s Album Artwork @ 5 Star Hip Hop

Bow Wow Signs to Cash Money @ AllHipHop

Wale – My Sweetie @ 5 Star Hip Hop

Raekwon speaks on Joe Budden @ 5 Star Hip Hop

Jay-Z – Run This Town (Preview Video) @ 5 Star Hip Hop

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Usain Bolt Sets New 100 Meter Record; Runs 9.58 (Video)